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| Battle of the Bert |
| Posted on 18/09/06 at 07:36 by Cruithneacht |
| Battle of the Bert
Jais, It was couple of years back now, when the weight of the world fe...[more] |
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| The Mysterious Shrinking of Neil Hannon |
| Posted on 18/09/06 at 06:25 by Cruithneacht |
| The Mysterious Shrinking of Neil Hannon.
"If this carries on, I'll be no bigger than Shaun Wright Phillips!" shouted Hannon, towards the team of du...[more] |
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| The increasingly famous Beaker Curreh |
| Posted on 08/03/06 at 06:06 by feckstar |
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Ingredients:
1/2 kg beef, veg oil for frying, 5 garlic clove, i onion ( roughly chop) , 1/2 tsp gr cumin, coriander and cinnamon
1/2 tsp of tumeri...[more] |
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| Official CWC Eye Candy Rules |
| Posted on 16/09/05 at 08:24 by the doctor |
| 1. Any forummer who chooses to ask other forummers if they have seen a picture(s) or video of a lady which they deem to be attractive/interesting/show...[more] |
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| Official CWC First In Rules |
| Posted on 17/08/05 at 03:27 by George |
| 1 - The competition runs daily, commencing at 8:00AM GMT. The winner is the first post in the correct format from an eligible forumer on or after this...[more] |
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| Ladyboy Chicken (fellatio extra) |
| Posted on 22/06/05 at 05:38 by ilsa |
| 1 whole chicken, cut into 8-10 whalloping great big fuck-off pieces
Lime wedges (theyre the green ones, cuppo) and fresh red chilies to garnish (mak...[more] |
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| The Book of Blue-Stu. Chapter 67. |
| Posted on 26/04/04 at 08:15 by ISK |
| 1. And lo, there was dwelling in the land of Bel-Fast a man of the Prod-ites, whose name was 'Blue-Stu', which is to say 'The Man who Loves Men'.
2. ...[more] |
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| Books By Yer Bedside |
| Posted on 30/12/03 at 06:46 by Denis Dunstable |
| Taken from 'Hollywood Beyond - The Pancake of Expectancy vs. The Lemon Juice of Hope, And Other Untold Truisms'
Jane Leeves: b. East Grinstead, Eng,...[more] |
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| Not Funny - About books |
| Posted on 17/12/03 at 01:49 by Jan Koller |
| The Big Read Top Five:
1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman
4. The Hitc...[more] |
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| Jordan interview |
| Posted on 09/12/03 at 02:50 by fletch |
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In the recent past, the word Jordan would put you in mind of the famous river, a Formula One racing team, or a Middle Eastern country. The headl...[more] |
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| The Growing Pains of Lucy Vialli |
| Posted on 01/12/03 at 07:49 by Samuel Buck It |
| Part the First
When Lucy Vialli was not two buckleps old, her/his auld Da took her/him to the local blacksmith for to have her/his horse hooves sha...[more] |
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| Worse Than Cows Eating Sheep! |
| Posted on 01/12/03 at 06:15 by cruithneacht |
| Oh lordy! This story began in a Belgian maximum-security prison, back in the early seventies. Down in the hellish surroundings of X wing, a group of i...[more] |
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| STU AND SIMMO'S FORUM |
| Posted on 25/11/03 at 11:13 by Samuel Buck It |
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A semi-deserted internet forum. Two lonely souls gaze at each other's navels, wondering how they can dominate 'their' forum and rid it of the 'ub...[more] |
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| Cruithneacht's Guide to Happiness |
| Posted on 24/11/03 at 06:21 by cruithneacht |
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There once was a time when I was content with faeries. Jais, wed have mad craic back the fields of a summer night. Blowin up rabbits and chasin co...[more] |
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| BERT |
| Posted on 24/11/03 at 08:58 by Samuel Buck It |
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| WAITING FOR VIERI |
| Posted on 20/11/03 at 07:16 by Samuel Buck It |
| A deserted internet football chatroom. Two figures, Stu and Simmo sit side by side looking at the floor. Stu is wiry, small, wearing lemon cotton s...[more] |
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| Jan Koller Gets A Promotion |
| Posted on 19/11/03 at 10:49 by krapp |
| Jan Koller was a son of a bitch about all the people he ever met. He would sail through his life on like a kinda of mental airboard thing just thinkin...[more] |
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| says bert to himself |
| Posted on 17/11/03 at 04:53 by krapp |
| Says Bert to himself: "I have an idear
(He was saying this to himself because (well fill in the blanks yourselves))
I'll go on the forum and ran...[more] |
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| Forum V |
| Posted on 23/10/03 at 05:40 by ISK |
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Enter King Henry (arf!):
What's he that wishes so? The cnut.
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin, and I don't mean that gayly:
If we a...[more] |
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| Vegas and the Mermaids |
| Posted on 22/10/03 at 10:25 by krapp |
| Johnny Vegas lived in a warren that used to belong to Bugs Bunny. Bugs had left a lot of his masks and clothes in the burrow after he got relocated to...[more] |
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