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Mysterious Woman
Posted on 12/12/03 at 12:41 by Bert
Dear Bert, I feel there's a gap in my life and, therefore, I've climbed the mountain to seek guidance. Here's the problem: Mrs ISK seems t...[more]
No Logo, brains
Posted on 17/10/03 at 10:22 by Bert

Dear Bert,

As a long time admirer of the cult that is Bert, through the wit and wisdom and spot-on female advice you have delivered ...[more]

Mutton dressed as mutton
Posted on 17/10/03 at 09:53 by Bert

Dear Bert,

Having taken the massed advice of the mongs on the forum, I now find mysel...[more]

Only happy being Blue
Posted on 08/10/03 at 06:06 by Bert

Dear Bert,

I appear to be in a bit of a quandary of late. Everything is tickety boo, the work's going OK, the home stuff is cool,...[more]

Communication
Posted on 02/10/03 at 07:35 by bert

Dear Bert,
I am male and I really need your help with the following problem:

Mobile phones or two-cups-attached-with-strin...[more]

Dumb and Dumber
Posted on 30/09/03 at 10:45 by Bert

Dear Bert,

I have recently moved to a new area as part of my job. However my selfish hoor of a missus insists that she wants to keep ...[more]

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