Bert:
There was a thing in last week's Observer about some New York high IQ society. There were a couple of sample questions, and me and me housemate debated about one of them for ages. "Answers on page 7", said they.
BUT THE HOORS DIDN'T PRINT THEM.
Completely RUINED my Sunday, it did. Grr.
Sneer:
Larf!
So you were to daft to check that the answers were there before you took the test. I guess you failed it, big time.
Bert:
Aye, checking the answers first would've made it much more fun.
Go on, then, "whoosh" me, you pathetic twat.
Sneer:
"Forumers in too dumb to find answers to IQ test shocker"
That's why I love this place.
Bert:
Go. And. freak. Yourself.
You're even more ridiculous than a Fake Sneer today.
Sneer:
It's funny. Because it's true. You weren't intelligent enough to find the answers to an IQ test. You've made my day. Punk.
Bert:
Aye, silly old me, looking where they told me to look for the answers, finding that they weren't there, and concluding that they hadn't printed them. What a fool. I should've known that they'd printed them in another section of the paper without saying so, shouldn't I? God, what a thick bastard I am.
Sneer:
Guess they were testing latteral thinking too.
Bert:
Right. Shut up. Now.
Sneer:
And tollerence to being ridiculed when you blurt it out that you're a failure all over an internat chat forum.
Bert: Offski.
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