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| UNITED IN DISARRAY AS GAY MAFIA STRIKES AGAIN |
| Posted on 08/05/06 at 04:15 by ABU |
UNITED IN DISARRAY AS GAY MAFIA STRIKES AGAIN
The uneasy truce between the old guard at ManU and the new gay clique exploded spectacularly this weekend after Ruud Van Nistelrooy was at the centre of an incident which will surely see him leave Old Trafford and further increase the influence of the "Gay-7" over The Franchise's squad selection and signing policy. Already The Franchise's damage limitation department has spring into action with hints in the media about the Dutch striker's "bad attitude", but as ever ABU got hold of the real story:
Apparently the whole debacle started in training on Saturday. Ruud, feeling increasingly threatened by certain player's blatant homoeroticism launched himself into a knee high tackle on Ronaldo after the Portuguese winger refused to pass the ball. This quickly escalated into a full scale fight with the two cliques squaring up to each other. Carlos Queiroz who was refereeing the game tried to intervene but only inflamed matters further by loosing his temper after being called Queerarse by the Dutch striker. Things were only clamed down when Gary Neville who swings both ways intervened and persuaded Rudd and Ferdinand to leave the pitch, but not before Ronaldo left the field in tears. Sir Alex was not informed of the incident but late Saturday evening, a call was made to his home by John O'Shea on behalf of the "Gay-7" informing him that if action was not taken against Ruud then they would feel obliged to hand in transfer requests. The consequence of this was Rudd was summoned to a meeting early Sunday where he was informed he wouldn't be playing against Charlton. He was seen leaving Carrington and when asked by a steward what he as doing, only paused to say "F**k this club" before driving away.
While its quite clear Ruud has played his last game for The Franchise, the future of many other players now hangs in the balance. Ferdinand has made it clear privately that he thinks the "Gay-7" have too much influence at the club while Giggs and Neville has also been uneasy but have chosen to go along with the Manager until now. Less than 4 years ago the Manager initiated a purge at the insistence of senior squad members including Keane to rid the squad of the pink influence, but Sir Alex who has openly admitted to finding gay players easier to control has since relaxed his rules. What seems clear this morning that once approached by John O'Shea, Sir Alex chose to bend-over backwards to accommodate them at the expense of a Franchise Legend. Whether the rank-and file plastics will see it the same way remains to be seen
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