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Official CWC Eye Candy Rules
Posted on 16/09/05 at 08:24 by the doctor
1. Any forummer who chooses to ask other forummers if they have seen a picture(s) or video of a lady which they deem to be attractive/interesting/showing tits MUST supply the relevant picture(s)/video in the form of a URL or a direct placement of said visual extravaganza using 'img src' tags.

2. It is IN NO WAY acceptable to ask other forummers if they would like certain pictures/videos posting/vaulting/ftping - the propsed action should be carried out AUTOMATICALLY with the rest of the forum then being informed with a new subject which clearly states that there is eye candy to behold within.

3. Any candy which is deemed to be non-worksafe (sometimes referred to as 'Not Safe For Work' [NSFW]) should be CLEARLY labelled
a) In the subject heading if img src tags are used
b) In the main body of the message if a URL is used

4. Material is deemed to be non-worksafe if it includes the following:
- Tits
- Cunt

Other variables should be factored into the decision by the Eye Candy purveyor such as 'amount of flesh on show', 'size of picture', 'cum stains' etc.

5. The inclusion of Not Worksafe information is the SOLE RESPONSIBILITY of the Candy supplier and they must accept blame if any forummer accesses non-worksafe material when appropriate warnings are not in place.

Exceptions

1. Regarding rule 5 blame will not be apportioned if it leads to Feckstar being sacked.

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